100 Funny Exam Quotes, Short Exam Status and Whatsapp Status

• If you need an example of how to live you should not have been born.

 

• The goal of education is to replace an empty mind with an open mind.

 

• I hates studying for exams, Is there an APP for that?

 

• If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

 

• Examinations – the only way to know something at least for a few days.

 

• “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

100 Funny Exam Quotes

 

• Never be a busy signal on the Prayer line.
• Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
• How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
• The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
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• If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
• Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your heart.
• When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
• Be a good person, But don’t try to prove.
• Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
• Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
• If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
• I know i am something, Because god doesn't create garbage.

 

The examined life is no picnic.

 

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.

 

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.

 

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Short Exam Status

 

If you cry on seeing the question paper it is an insult. If your teacher cries on seeing your answer paper, it is your achievement…

 

A girl may not help you to get lot of marks but Marks help you to get lot of girls, so Love your studies not girls.

 

Thousand words of any teacher does not hurt much..But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes..!

 

• If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
• Every person be’s a nobody before becoming somebody.
• My one hand is enough to fight against the world.. If u hold the other one…!
• “Success” all depends on the second letter.

• Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.
• Never let any body come so close to your heart that it is painful to forget them.
• You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
• Born to fight fight to kill ready to die but never will.
• If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
• If i m pretty does not mean that any boy can get me..
• God created the living to worship him....well no one is worshiping me.
• My school cares more about the uniform than about my education.
• HOW TO SOLVE MATHS : 1. Write down the problem. 2. CRY :P.
• Sometimes we lose, sometimes we win, but in the end… its all same to me.
• Push yourself harder when it hurts and you will win your dream.
• Resolve to perform what you ought; perform without fail what you resolve.
• How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.
• Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn.
• The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future.
• The only people who never fail are those who never try..